Texas de Brazil - Woodmere

Texas de Brazil - Woodmere reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

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   Corey

   Cleveland1 review

   1.0

   Dined 2 days ago

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 1
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 1

   I came here to celebrate my 30th birthday and deeply regret it. Online, it says that parties of 15 or more are put on one check, but when we arrived, they told us it’s actually parties of 8 or more — a frustrating surprise. Even though the restaurant was slow, it took 10–20 minutes between servings of meat at the table. Our waitress was hardly around; several times we had to get up and find her ourselves, despite the restaurant not being busy. They completely ruined my birthday. Don’t waste your time or money here — the level of disrespect and lack of service is unbelievable. Thanks for ruining a once-in-a-lifetime birthday that I’ll never get back.
   

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   LaVeisha

   New Orleans3 reviews

   5.0

   Dined 2 days ago

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   The food and service was excellent! In ordered a Paloma and it was delicious, not all bars can make them! We will definitely be back again!!!
   

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   Mirian

   Cleveland6 reviews

   5.0

   Dined 3 days ago

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   They have the meats for sure! The food was excellent. The variety of food was great too. Cashmere(our server) was fantastic! We will be back.
   

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   Michelle VIP

   Cleveland27 reviews

   2.0

   Dined 3 days ago

   1. Overall 2
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 4
   4. Ambience 2

   Firstly, the restaurant need to inform parties over 8 the policy for paying the bill. Manager Christina was rude and not very helpful. Basically said thst this is policy and walked away. The host Marcis was helpful and looked up bank Atms nearby where the people in my party could pull out cash to have to pay their bill since parties over 8 only took 2 forms of payment. I will never book a large party at this restaurant again. Also the men with the meat DO NOT PAY ATTENTION to the cards..if on RED do not approach the table. Very annoying. Some of the meats are poor quality ie. too fatty and chewy. Ambience is very noisy and the waitress needs a helper with parties over 8. Overall this restaurant is horrible for accommodating large parties and the manager Christina is horrible.
   

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   Max VIP

   Cleveland30 reviews

   4.0

   Dined on April 20, 2025

   1. Overall 4
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 2
   4. Ambience 4

   Great food. Wonderful selection and potions. Salad bar is awesome. Service was meh.
   

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   Renee Rubertino

   Cleveland2 reviews

   5.0

   Dined on April 20, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   So wonderfully delicious. From the awesome salad / seafood bar and lobster bisque and assortments of cheese and meats. To every meat cut known to man. The spicy filet was seasoned so well it was my favorite. To the barbecue chicken also yummy. Thank you to the wait staff who worked on Easter. Greatly appreciated and they presented themselves as happy to be there for us. What awesome team environment there. Highly recommend!
   

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   Carol

   Chicago1 review

   1.0

   Dined on April 19, 2025

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 1
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 4

   We had issues with this TdB location from the moment we were seated. We went to the salad bar first. The bacon for the salads was low, and there was bacon grease caked to the bottom. The hot sidebar (soup/rice) was filthy with spilled food all over. We are there for beef, specifically medium and medium well. Lamb and chicken were the only things brought to our table for the first 1/2 hour. It took over 30 minutes for "medium" filet to come to our table, and that ended up so rare, the plate was full of blood, and it was inedible for someone who asked for medium. Flank Steak, which we informed our table host was our primary meat, didn't come out until 45 minutes later. I like to talk to our gauchos, and said "please come back soon, you're our favorite" he said "yeah, right", and that was the only time we saw him. My husband kept asking for medium, and one of the gauchos actually had an attitude and pulled down 6 pieces of filet mignon, saying "this is medium, this is medium", but once he cut into it, it was rare. We finally gave up, and asked to see the manager. Christin took over 20 minutes to come to our table...because she was dealing with another customer with problems. (We should have checked the reviews, because this is a common problem with her...beware.) After telling her of our displeasure, she had the nerve to charge us $73.42 for the salads that we had. I told our table server that the bill was unacceptable, and I tried to take our check back to Christin with a gift card for $50, to more than adequately cover what we consumed, but she decided to hide out in the kitchen when she saw me coming. After waiting at the table for her to come back, we left the $50 and cut our losses. Then Christin called the cops, reporting us as a "Dine and Dash". So we had to return to Woodmere. Christin acted like nothing happened..."Oh, it's good to see you again". No, Christin, it was definitely NOT good to see her again. I again expressed my displeasure, but she didn't care.
   

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   Jerrick

   Cleveland1 review

   4.0

   Dined on April 19, 2025

   1. Overall 4
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 5

   Food was great as always! Server, not so much. I never got a beverage refill, and there were long black hairs left at the table. The sides did not arrive until we were ready to leave roughly 1hr into our meal
   

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   Cierra

   Cleveland1 review

   5.0

   Dined on April 12, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Always a Great Experience! Food was great! Atmosphere was great! Will definitely be back!
   

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    Liz

    Cleveland3 reviews

    5.0

    Dined on April 12, 2025

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 5
    4. Ambience 4

    It was overall excellent. Our waitress was wonderful. The servers with the meat were attentive. Host did mention when we sat down to limit to 1 and 1/2 hours made us a bit uncomfortable. ( we spent under that time). Also, while the atmosphere was exuberant, I had a difficult time hearing the waitress.
    

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