Foolish Craig's

Starters & Sides

• Millionaire Bacon*USD 6.25

  With pure organic maple syrup

• Two Crêpes with SyrupUSD 5.95

• Southwestern Crab CakesUSD 8.95

  with chipotle aioli

• Warm BrieUSD 8.95

  With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette

• French Fries

  • SmallUSD 3.95
  • LargeUSD 5.95

• Beer Battered Onion RingsUSD 5.95

• Side Spring Mix Green SaladUSD 4.50

• Biscuits & Sausage GravyUSD 6.95

• Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey or Veggie SausageUSD 5.25

• Small Stack of Pancakes (3)USD 8.95

• Fresh Fruit CupUSD 4.50

• Pasture-Raised Eggs*

  • OneUSD 2.75
  • TwoUSD 4.75

• Fresh Baked ToastUSD 2.95

• House Potatoes or GritsUSD 3.95

• House Tortilla Chips, Guacamole, Salsa, and HummusUSD 7.95

Crêpes

Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute French Fries for $1.75 | Substitute Gluten-Free Crêpe for $1.50

• The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)USD 14.95

  Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)

• Altitude AdjustmentUSD 13.95

  Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar

• The BlintzUSD 11.95

  Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)

• Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)USD 11.95

  Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce

• The Homer (D'Oh!)USD 13.95

  Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream

• Breast O' PestoUSD 14.95

  Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar

• Fahgeddaboutit (Think Brooklyn)USD 14.95

  Crispy chicken, spinach, mushrooms, onions, smoked provolone, walnuts, marinara sauce. Substitute artichoke hearts for chicken to make it vegetarian

• The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)USD 14.95

  Pulled pork, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy

• Hot Strawberry & Nutella CrêpeUSD 9.50

  Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)

• Whole Thing CrêpeUSD 9.95

  Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

• Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe CakeUSD 9.95

  No Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives

Three-Egg Omelets

All of our omelets are made with Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs. Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits and Fresh Baked Toast Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free for $1.50

• Foolish Heart*USD 13.95

  Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese

• The Boulder*USD 13.95

  Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa

• Brie Foolish*USD 13.95

  Brie, bacon, fresh pears

• Mexicali Blues*USD 12.95

  Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream

• Fool's Paradise (Denver - Get It?)*USD 13.95

  Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar

Eggs Benedict

Velvety Hollandaise, Poached Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs, English Muffin, House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute Gluten-Free Bread for $1.50

• Chorizo BenedictUSD 14.95

  With house pork green chili. Featured on Triple D Nation

• Bacon or HamUSD 13.95

• Crab Cake BenedictUSD 15.50

• Smoked Salmon BenedictUSD 15.50

  Tomatoes, onions, capers

• Guacamole, Spinach, and Roma TomatoesUSD 13.95

• Fried Chicken BenedictUSD 14.95

  Sausage gravy or hollandaise

More Breakfast

It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

• Corned Beef HashUSD 14.95

  "Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation

• A Bunch of Hooey*USD 12.95

  House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast

• Foolish Huevos*USD 12.95

  On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs

• Avocado Toast and Egg*

  Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg

  • 1 forUSD 8.00
  • 2 forUSD 13.95

• Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) and Cream CheeseUSD 9.95

  Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions

• Two Pastured Eggs (any Style) and ToastUSD 10.50

  Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

  • With Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Veggie Sausage or ChorizoUSD 12.95

• Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, and ToastUSD 14.95

  Topped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

• Chicken Fried Steak and Two EggsUSD 14.95

  House sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

• Breakfast BurritoUSD 11.95

  Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

• Sam's Breakfast Tacos*USD 12.95

  Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, black beans on the side

• Tofu ScrambleUSD 12.95

  Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs

• Breakfast Bagel Sandwich*USD 12.95

  Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

• Southern Breakfast ComboUSD 14.95

  Biscuits & house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage

Sweet Sweet Breakfast

sub Pure Organic Maple Syrup for $1.50; sub Gluten Free Pancakes for $1.50

• Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of the Attitude)USD 11.95

  With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit

• Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy GritsUSD 14.95

  Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

• Belgian WafflesUSD 10.95

  Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit

• Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy GritsUSD 14.95

  Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

• Chicken and WaffleUSD 14.95

  Belgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pastureraised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits

• Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs & Potatoes or Cheesy GritsUSD 14.95

  Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

• Chocolate Chip PancakesUSD 10.25

• Buttermilk Blueberry PancakesUSD 10.25

Huge Salads & House-Made Soups

Served with Freshly Baked Bread. House-Made Dressings - Shallot Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Sesame Ginger Vinaigrette, 1,000 Island. Sub Seared Salmon for Chicken for $3. Sub Tofu or Crispy Chicken for Grilled Chicken

• Cobb Salad*USD 13.95

  Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch

• Seared Salmon Salad*USD 14.95

  Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette

• Asian Pear SaladUSD 13.95

  Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette

• Spinach Walnut SaladUSD 12.00

  Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette

• House-Made Soups

  Please ask your server for our soups of the day

  • CupUSD 4.00
  • BowlUSD 5.00

Burgers and Hot Sandwiches

Served with French Fries. All Our Burgers are Certified Angus Beef & Come with Lettuce, Tomato & Onion. Substitute Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2 | Udi's Gluten-Free Bun for $1.25

• The BurgerUSD 12.95

  Best burger in town

• Foolish BurgerUSD 14.95

  Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, bbq sauce

• Hippie Brunch BurgerUSD 14.95

  Jalapeños, fried egg, bacon, 1,000 island

• Mitch's BurgerUSD 14.95

  Sauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli

• Beyond BurgerUSD 13.95

  "Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sauteed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle

• Philly Steak SandwichUSD 13.95

  Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette

• ReubenUSD 14.95

  "Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye

• Cuban SandwichUSD 13.95

  Slow-braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette

• Buffalo Chicken SandwichUSD 13.95

  Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun

• Grilled Chicken ClubUSD 13.95

  Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat

• Blackened Salmon BLTUSD 14.95

  Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun

Sandwiches

Served on Your Choice of Fresh House-Made Bread. Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free Bread for $1.50. Comes with Fresh Tortilla Chips or House Potato Chips. Sub French Fries for $1.75, Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.25. Add White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss Cheese for $1

• BLT Guacamole*USD 12.95

  On toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

• Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad*USD 12.50

  Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

• Caprese*USD 12.50

  Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette

• Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss*USD 12.95

  Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

• Mediterranean Hummus Sandwich*USD 11.95

  House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli

• Spicy Veggie Sandwich*USD 11.95

  Avocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli

Colossal Combinations

Choose from the "Sandwiches" section directly above

• Half Sandwich & Spring Mix Green SaladUSD 11.95

• Half Sandwich & SoupUSD 11.95

• Spring Mix Green Salad & SoupUSD 9.95