duck + champagne

Our Menus

All-you-can-eat sides come with any menu

• 1 Petit Plate + 1 Grande PlateGBP 27.00

• 1 Petit Plate + 1 Grande Plate + 1 Glass of ChampagneGBP 38.50

• 1 Petit Plate + 1 Grande Plate + 1 Dessert + 1 Glass of ChampagneGBP 46.00

• 1 Petit Plate + 1 Grande Plate + Bottle of ChampagneGBP 95.00

Petit Plates

• Truffle Mac and Cheese Croquettes

• Duck Charcuterie*

  with pickles, chutney and bread

• Burrata/Vegan Burrata

  with radicchio salad, hazelnut pesto

• Duck Bao Bun

  sticky plum sauce, pickled daikon, spring onion, sesame

• Charred Tenderstem Broccoli

  with red pepper and walnut muhammara

Grande Plates

• Confit Duck Leg Cassoulet

  with sausage, bacon lardons flageolet beans and herb pistou

• British Duck Burger

  slow roast pulled duck, bacon jam, pig in stuffing and spinach

• French Duck Burger

  slow roast pulled duck with grilled raclette cheese, onion chutney, cornichons and rocket

• Duck Fat Loaded Fries

  slow roast pulled duck, hoisin sauce, spring onions, crispy shallots

• Vietnamese Rice Noodle Duck Salad

  with pickled carrot, cucumber, mint and coriander, green chilli jam and crispy onions

• The Vegan "Duck" Rice Noodle Salad*

  marinated seitan with soy, ginger and lemongrass, pickled carrot, cucumber, coriander and green chilli jam

• Duck Shawarma**

  with grilled flatbread, chopped salad, mint yoghurt, pickled chilli and red onion

• Aubergine Shawarma*

  with grilled flatbread, chopped salad, hummus, rose harissa and pomegranate

Sides

All you can eat on the house

• Skin on Potato Fries

  with szechuan salt and pepper, roasted garlic mayonnaise

• Bloody Mary Heritage Tomato Salad

  with basil

• Grilled Flat Bread

  with butterbean mash and dukkah

Sweet

• Sweet Dark Chocolate Brownie

  with caramelised white chocolate, mascarpone cream

Brunch

Go bottomless on bubbles and mimosas + cocktails £35 pp or go bottomless on Champagne and mimosas + Cocktails £65 pp. 2h of bottomless - Thu-Sun - One drink at a time per person (Only on alcoholic drinks)

Food

12-5pm Thu-Sun

• Smoked Bacon Avocado ToastGBP 12.50

  Smoked bacon, feathered avocado, poached Burford brown egg toasted home baked sourdough

• Spiced Avocado ToastGBP 11.00

  Toasted home baked sourdough, red pesto, marinated yellow cherry tomatoes, feather avocado, roasted red pepper

• Funhouse BurgerGBP 15.90

  Hand pressed patty of shorthorn beef, bacon and espresso jam, tobacco onions, mature cheddar cheese, baby gem lettuce, red onion, and beef tomato in a brioche roll served with fries (Vegan "Beyond Meat" option available)

• Persian EggGBP 11.00

  Fried Burford brown eggs topped with pomegranate, pea hummus, coconut yogurt & grilled pita

• French ToastGBP 11.00

  Topped with crispy bacon and maple syrup

• ShakshukaGBP 12.00

  Spiced tomato and onion, served with parmentier potatoes, scrambled tofu, grilled pita and avocado

• Crouque MadameGBP 12.00

  Honey roasted ham, gruyere cheese sauce, home baked sourdough, fried Burford brown egg

Brunch Drinks

• Unicorn Vodka CocktailGBP 10.00

  straight from our unicorn Gigi's mouth!

• Funhouse ProseccoGBP 8.00

• Funhouse MimosaGBP 9.00

• PalomaGBP 11.00

  Tequila, Blood Orange, Grapefruit and Soda

• Punchy FunhouseGBP 11.00

  Rum, Brandy, Peach Tea

• Aperol SpritzGBP 11.00

  Aperol, White wine, Orange & Soda

• Spicy Bloody MaryGBP 11.00

  Vodka, Tomato, Homemade spice mix

• Tea PotGBP 3.50

  Black, Earl Grey, Jasmine, Fresh Mint

• EspressoGBP 2.50

• Espresso (Double)GBP 3.50

  Americano, Capuccino, Latte, Flat White

Funhouse Cocktails

• HonfleurGBP 13.00

  A sour with Calvados from Normandy cocktail with edible and unusual garnish; a peach with grapefruit/apple powder sherbet

• CognacGBP 13.00

  A French style old fashioned with cognac comes in a very interesting treasure box

• Saint TropezGBP 13.00

  Gin based fresh and tangy drink with a hint of the deadly Absinthe

• ParisGBP 13.00

  The naughty perfume like drink with fortified wine, tequila, marmalade and pepper

• ColmarGBP 13.00

  Sharp, tall and herbal and pretty drink with Chartreuse and wine from Alsace

• VersaillesGBP 14.00

  Opulent and strong - Champagne based cocktail with home-made caramel peach Cognac and vanilla gold spray

• Le FlamingoGBP 12.00

  Light Orange, Honey with dry finish - Piper Champagne, Lillet blanc Honey water, Orange flower water

• Chelsea BerryliciousGBP 12.00

  Bittersweet combination with Strawberry and Campari Piper Champagne, Campari, Beefeater Gin, Strawberry

• When Life Gives You LemonsGBP 12.00

  Tangy Lemon Cheesecake with hint of dryness Piper Champagne, Butterwashed Lillet, Absolut Citron

• Sprtiz - Zilch (0 ABV)GBP 7.50

  Bitter Orange Spritz, Citrus & Soda

More Drinks

Espresso Martinis

all at £13

• Classic

  Vodka, Espresso, Coffee Liqueur

• Coffee and Spice

  Cognac, Espresso, Chilli

• After Blacks

  Vodka, Espresso, Mint & Fernet

• Jaffa Jaffa

  Suze, Espresso & Chocolate

• Indian Summer

  Rum, Espresso, Apricot & Mango

• Flat White Bro

  Vodka, Espresso, Almond Milk and Vegan Baileys

• Coffee and Cigs

  Mezcal, Espresso and Smoked Ash

• Longo

  Vodka, Espresso, Coffee Liqueur

• Salted Caramel Affogato

  Vodka, Coffee, Vegan Ice Cream & Amaro

• Irish Backstop

  Irish Whiskey, Espresso, Vegan Cream

• Coffee and Lines 0 ABV

  Three Spirits, Espresso, Coffee Sherbet

• Upside Down Pina Colada

  Rum, Coconut, Falernum and Espresso Foam

Champagne

at great prices

• Cuvèe Brut Piper-Heidsieck, Champagne, FranceGBP 77.00

• Cuvèe Rosè Brut, Laurent-Perrier, Champagne, FranceGBP 130.00

• Essentiel Blanc de Blancs Extra Brut, Piper-Heidsieck, Champagne, FranceGBP 90.00

• 2006 Millésime, Rare Champagne, Champagne, FranceGBP 400.00

• Dom Pérignon 2008, Champagne, Champagne, FranceGBP 190.00

• Cristal 2008, Champagne, FranceGBP 265.00

White

Light & Crisp

• 2019 `P` Pinot Grigio, Alpha Zeta, Veneto, Italy

  • GlassGBP 8.50
  • BottleGBP 42.00

• 2019 Picpoul de Pinet, Domaine La Croix Gratiot, Languedoc, France

  • GlassGBP 9.25
  • BottleGBP 45.00

• 2019 `Lugarara` Gavi di Gavi , La Giustiniana, Piemonte, Italy

  • GlassGBP 11.50
  • BottleGBP 58.00

Aromatic & Fruity

• 2019 Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, Ribbonwood, New Zealand

  • GlassGBP 9.00
  • BottleGBP 45.00

• 2019 `Maximin` Mosel Riesling, Maximin Grünhaus, Germany

  • GlassGBP 10.00
  • BottleGBP 50.00

• 2018 Rías Baixas Albariño, Lagar de Pintos, Galicia, Spain

  • BottleGBP 62.00

Rich & Bold

• 2019 Viognier, Maison Les Alexandrins, Northern Rhône, France

  • GlassGBP 8.80
  • BottleGBP 43.00

• 2006 Chablis 1er Cru `Les Lys`, Domaine Daniel-Etienne Defaix, Burgundy, France

  • BottleGBP 95.00

Red

Light & Crisp

• 2019 Pinot Noir IGP Pays d'OC, Mas La Chevalière, Languedoc, France

  • GlassGBP 9.25
  • BottleGBP 45.00

• 2019 `Sant'Andrea` Barbera, Vigne Marina Coppi, Piemonte, Italy

  • BottleGBP 64.00

Smooth

• 2019 Merlot/Corvina, Ponte Pietra, Veneto, Italy

  • GlassGBP 7.70
  • BottleGBP 38.00

• 2016 Rioja Reserva, Izadi, Spain

  • GlassGBP 9.50
  • BottleGBP 47.00

• 2018 Merlot, Fog Mountain, California, USA

  • GlassGBP 12.00
  • BottleGBP 60.00

Rich & Bold

• 2018 Mendoza Malbec, Kaiken Ultra, Arg.

  • GlassGBP 11.00
  • BottleGBP 52.00

• 2016 `Closerie de Vaudieu` Châteauneuf-du-Pape, Château de Vaudieu, Southern Rhône, France

  • GlassGBP 14.00
  • BottleGBP 69.00

• 2014 Saint-Émilion Grand Cru, Château Tour de Capet, Bordeaux, France

  • BottleGBP 78.00

Rose

• 2019 Rosé de Syrah IGP Côtes de Thau, Les Vignes de L'Eglise, Languedoc, France

  • GlassGBP 8.00
  • BottleGBP 38.00

• 2019 `Terre di Monteforte` Pinot Grigio Rosato, Cantina di Monteforte, Veneto, Italy

  • GlassGBP 9.00
  • BottleGBP 42.00

• 2020 `Studio` Rosé , Miraval, Southern France

  • GlassGBP 12.00
  • BottleGBP 56.00

Sparkling

• Prosecco, Extra Dry, Le Altane

  • GlassGBP 8.00
  • BottleGBP 42.00

• Cuvèe Brut Piper-Heidsieck, Champagne, France

  • GlassGBP 12.50
  • BottleGBP 77.00