Absurd Bird

Sharing Stuff

• Fried PicklesGBP 4.50

  With ranch dressing

• Spinach and Artichoke DipGBP 6.80

  With fried tortilla chips

• Jalapeno Cheese BiscuitsGBP 5.50

  With apple butter

Greenish Plates

• Southern Smoked Caesar SaladGBP 8.50

  Baby gem, sambal croutons, smoked corn and parmesan

  • Option with ChickenGBP 11.00

• Quinoa and Mango SaladGBP 8.50

  Organic, quinoa, spring onion, cucumber, pomegranate, coriander, tomato, lemon vinaigrette

  • Option with ChickenGBP 11.50

• Watermelon and Feta SaladGBP 8.00

  red onion, mint and heirloom tomatoes

Slightly on the Side

• Corn Bread PuddingGBP 5.50

• Spicy Sweet Potato FriesGBP 4.50

• Coleslaw SaladGBP 3.50

• Mashed Potato & Sweet GravyGBP 4.50

• Smoked Corn on the CobGBP 4.20

  With Absurd butter

• Jalapeno Mac & CheeseGBP 5.50

  or plain

• FriesGBP 3.75

• Sweet Potato BakeGBP 5.80

  With toasted marshmallows

From the Wingshack

Add a Dip £1.50 - Ranch, Blue Cheese, Harissa Hot, Mango Habanero

• Smoked Garlic Parmesan & Lemon Wings

  • (4)GBP 6.00
  • (8)GBP 11.00
  • (12)GBP 15.00
  • (24)GBP 24.00

• Buffalo Chicken Wings

  • (4)GBP 6.00
  • (8)GBP 11.00
  • (12)GBP 15.00
  • (24)GBP 24.00

• Smoked Chicken Wings

  • (4)GBP 6.00
  • (8)GBP 11.00
  • (12)GBP 15.00
  • (24)GBP 24.00

• BBQ Chicken Wings

  • (4)GBP 6.00
  • (8)GBP 11.00
  • (12)GBP 15.00
  • (24)GBP 24.00

• Crispy Fried Buttermilk Wings

  • (4)GBP 6.00
  • (8)GBP 11.00
  • (12)GBP 15.00
  • (24)GBP 24.00

The Bird

Our Chicken is lovingly reared by our friends at Fosse Meadow Farms using slow growing breeds and traditional free range techniques. The result is a bird reared 4 weeks longer, growing to an average of 1.8-2kg and tasting incredible. All our chicken is then brined for 24 hours to flavour and keep the meat moist during cooking. Smoking takes place in house, in our own Absurd Marinade

• Grilled Chicken

  Served with sweet gravy. A selection of our absurd sauces: lemon garlic, harissa, spicy, absurdly spicy

  • (1/4)GBP 7.50
  • (1/2)GBP 14.50
  • WholeGBP 23.00

• Smoked Chicken BurgerGBP 9.50

  Smoked chicken patty, montgomery cheddar bacon jam and spicy remoulade

• Chicken and WafflesGBP 11.00

  With Smoked Sweet Gravy & Maple Syrup

• Black Bean BurgerGBP 8.90

  Onion, garlic, jalapeno, coriander, cheddar cheese

• Absurdly Hot Fried ChickenGBP 10.00

  Nashville-style hot fried chicken breast, served on white bread with pickles

• Big Mama's Favourite

  Served with sweet gravy. Southern style smoked chicken

  • (1/4)GBP 7.50
  • (1/2)GBP 14.50
  • WholeGBP 23.00

• Dirty BunsGBP 9.00

  Served in bao buns. Fried chicken, spicy mayo and pickle

• Fried Chicken SlidersGBP 9.80

  Bacon jam, pimento cheese, potato bun

• Chicken, Guacamole & Quinoa WrapGBP 7.80

  Iceberg, tomato, mint and yogurt dressing and chicken. Choose pulled, grilled or fried

  • Vegetarian OptionGBP 5.80

• Crispy Fried Chicken BurgerGBP 9.80

  With BBQ sauce & coleslaw

• Chicken Smoked Caesar WrapGBP 7.80

  Baby gem, parmesan, smoked corn and chicken. Choose pulled, grilled or fried

Sweet Somethings

• Choc Chip CookiesGBP 4.80

  Take a trip down memory lane! Homemade chocolate cookies served with a glass of ice-cold milk

• Peanut Butter CheesecakeGBP 5.50

  This diet starts tomorrow! Baked cheesecake with an oreo cookie base, lashings of caramel sauce and candied walnuts

• Crack PieGBP 5.20

  Crack for kids (& adults!) An all American slice of sweet pie served with clotted cream and a hint of caramel

• Carrot Cake SandwichGBP 4.80

  It's the little things! Mini carrot cake delights filled with a dreamy creme fraiche icing

• The DipsyGBP 8.00

  The ultimate tear'n share! Warm and fluffy brioche, baked-to-order and served with creme anglaise, caramel & chocolate dipping sauce